Joke of the day:Blonds, Santa and now Raju, Satyam.

The news is getting boring.Satyam Computer founder B Ramalinga Raju's fraud may have resulted in employees bailing and clients ditching Satyam but we've all heard that and it has become yesterdays news.

From the ashes of the controversy sprung out SMSs that spread like wild fire and expressions or slang that will end up in the Oxford Dictionary. Here is one such term or expression

Satyamisation: 1)inflating profits,2) finding it tough to get a job because of bad reputation of their employers(and quitting).
Examples

"Im am filing a law suit agained by employer. Working under him has caused me distress, depression and left me Satyamised"
"(On resume or in interview) Reason for Leaving the job : Ive been Satyamised (not laid off)"

Husband to the judge:"Your Honour, I want to divorse my wife. Her love for me was Satyamised" Wife : "So was his manhood"


The popular nursery rhyme, 'Johny, Johny, Yes Papa' has made way for "Raju Raju, Yes Baba, Cheating us, No Baba, Telling Lies, No Baba, Open your accounts, Ha Ha Ha".

Another rhyme, 'Humpty Dumpty, sat on a wall" has been popularized even more with its Raju version: "Raju Raju sat up on the wall, Raju Raju had a great fall, Balance sheet died, shareholders cried, Raju Raju made a big fraud."

An SMS doing the rounds has a new full-form for Satyam: 'Stealing And Transferring Your All Money'.
One message points towards famous film-maker Ram Gopal Verma preparing to make a movie on the Satyam saga: It goes on to say that Varma, who was sighted inside Taj Hotel, Mumbai, after terror attacks there, was seen at Satyam headquarters in Hyderabad last week.

An age-old TV commercial of a toothpaste has also been pulled out due to a Raju connection. In its new avatar, Masterji says, "Raju tumhare daant toh motiyo se chamak rahe hain? (Raju, your teeth are sparkling like pearls), to which Raju replies "Chamke kyu na? maine apni hi company ka paisa jo khaaya hai (Why wont they sparkle, I have gobbled up my own firm's money).

And Finally : Do you feel this blog is Satyamised ?