UN Armed at Ready with a Bomb... A Nuclear Bomb

Yes its true, the UN, the body that is supposed to protect human rights has got its hand on a Nuclear Bomb and are armed and ready to use it, ironically, against those who violate human right.

News of the nuclear weapon first surfaced late last week when the United Nation's own watchdog group, the International Atomic Energy Agency, released startling new satellite photos of the uranium-based device. Shortly thereafter, U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon issued a short and brazen list of demands, calling on all nations to "bow down at once to social progress."

"Tremble before the awesome might of this cooperative assembly of appointed representatives," said Ban, boldly holding a stack of diplomatic resolutions in his hand. "At last, when the United Nations calls for the development of more sustainable agricultural practices, the world at large will listen."

Added Ban, "We will no longer be ignored."

The warhead, an Oralloy U-235 thermonuclear detonator encased in a long-range ballistic missile, is believed to be currently housed beneath the parking lot of the U.N. complex in New York. According to Pentagon officials, it is likely that the United Nations has already tested the weapon, and may in fact be prepared to deploy it if its demands for global harmony are not met.

US didnt want to be left behind :"All efforts are being made to engage this nationless threat in diplomatic talks, but so far, they remain uncooperative," U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff said. "However, I can assure you that the United States will not be pushed around. We will not be bullied into limiting our carbon-dioxide emissions or honoring the conditions established by the Geneva Conventions. The United States will not bend."

That is just plain US arrogance and pride.

Anyway Gandhigiri Farewell, looks like UN Secretory general doenst care about willing peace price. He want to act tough and he should be. We dont want to have another hitler in the world. Its time to kick butt of the Pakis, Russians and any other rough nation trying to destabalise peace.

Call it a bluff or not, but if they do have a long ranged nuclear armed missile under their parking lot and if the circumstance required, who do you think will have the balls to push the button and accept responsibility of the millions that will turn to dust. Personally, I worried about the guy or gal in the car that is the UN parking lot right above the missile as it takes off.