Lalu to Shoot Bullet Train into India

Lalu intends to start bullet trains in India. He's recently been in a Japanese Bullet train and evidently that inspired him to start on in India. Well there's nothing wrong in that but here are a few advantages and disadvantages of having bullet trains in India

Advantages

• Fewer people will commit suicides on the railway track. Unless they dont want to die alone.
• They probably are going to have clean toilets.
• Closed windows will prevent people from spitting outside. On the downside, the guy will find it easier spiting in your bag.
• You wont have to wait too long at the gate crossing. God help you if you dont see the train coming and decide to cross anyway.
• If the brakes fail, Rajni will be able to stop it with his teeth.

Disadvantages

• You will have to eat the train food even if you dont like it because you wont be able to throw it out of the Window.
• Goondas, Army, communal fanatics etc wont be able to throw people out
• Opposition from people who like to travel free and switch boogies at every station to avoid TC
• Wont be able to get the outside smell (you get when entering say Mumbai)

Dont expect Bullet trains anytime soon though. I dont think they will ever come and this is just one of Lalus Satyamisations